"You rule Wayne" or "My failed attempts to get a human response from a customer service dweeb"17 March 2004·348 words·2 mins
What the world needs now is .. The Darkness, newly acquired 18-speed joy and tiresome travellers14 November 2003·290 words·2 mins
24 hours in the UK, what constitutes a Stroganoff? and Voltan holds me in his thrall..22 September 2003·939 words·5 mins
Australia to Japan (sweet things, shuts at 10pm) to London (hot hot heat) to Holland (blond, buxom, unfeasibly tight jeans)20 August 2003·1112 words·6 mins