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"You rule Wayne" or "My failed attempts to get a human response from a customer service dweeb"

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loothi
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**You are now chatting with ‘Wayne’
Wayne: Thank you for choosing Register.com. My name is Wayne and I’ll be your chat representative.
Wayne: May I have the domain name you are contacting us about today?
you: yo
you: daredevil.org
Wayne: Thank you for the domain name. Lucy, how may I assist you?
you: Well, I’d like to transfer this domain to another registar…
you: One sec and i’ll send you the relevent link/.
you: http://www.gandi.net/ these guys
you: but they say I need an authorisation code from you.
you: i’ll find the text..
Wayne: Please wait for a moment while I check this for you.
you: You must give an Authorization key to transfer domain with extension info/biz/name/org. This password has been given to you by your actual registrar. Authorization key

you: coolio
you: (although I have never used a “live person” customer support person and I suspect you may be a robot. ;-)
you: just kidding.
you: :-)
Wayne: Well Lucy, you can get the Authorization code through the Domain Manager of your domain name.
you: Ah
you: One sec I’ll do it while you are here
you: :-)
Wayne: Log into Domain Manager at " http://mydomain.register.com “.
you: done
Wayne: Once logged into Domain Manager, you can get the authorization code for your domain name.
Wayne: Is there anything else I can help you with?
you: where is the authorisation code?
you: Ah I see it i think
you: On the left above the “switch domain” box thing.
you: is that it?
you: yay
Wayne: You can find it just above the list of domain names on the left hand side.
you: You rule wayne.
Wayne: Can I be of any further assistance?
you: Um, .. no I think you’ve made me a happy woman
you: have a groovy day
Wayne: Thank you for contacting Register.com.
Wayne: Please do feel free to contact us again if you need any further assistance.
Wayne: Have a nice day.
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