It’s a quiet early evening in Nieuwmarkt. Smokers mix with drinkers on the pleasent terraces facing the historic grandeur of the Waag. The ambience is broken by a giant of a man, in an oversized shell suit, with an even larger voice.
“Aaaaaaaalishaaaahh!”
followed again by
“Aaaaaalishhhhhhhhahh”
and several more times. Happy couples sipping cappucino avert their eyes from the ogre who is doing his best to draw attention to himself. However, as he turns to walk off (no Aliiishaaah in sight) he reveals, to anyone watching, a tail of toilet paper 5 sheets long hanging from the back of his trousers.
Unrelated, I wondered what other people wondered, what happened to?. (Is that English? Probably not). I liked these.
Whatever Happened to Real America?
Sheriff Mike Cook shows “parody site” style insight to America’s rights and gun laws.
He’s a friendly lookin’ fella
“Many states have passed right to carry bills, but look at them. You must take a course and apply for a permit to do this. This law should simply say that as long as you have a right to bear arms you should be able to carry concealed without getting permission from the government to excursive this right. Of course the government wants you to pay them to get this permit. Isn’t that nice, pay for your rights.
The instant background check is another dumb idea. You should only have to identify yourself and the government check should say that this person can legally purchase firearms, end of story. Here in Oregon they even want to know what kind of weapon and keep a record for five years, again in violation of our Constitution. "
What happened to the women’s web?
“They promised a revolution, but all we got was horoscopes, diet tips and parenting advice.”What happened to Darrin?
Just why did Bewitched’s Darrin switch actors between series..What happened to Iraq’s “weapons of mass destruction”?
Indeed.Awful Plastic surgery: What Happened To Farrah Fawcett?
..and look at 80’s pop queen, Marilyn!What happened to Napoleon’s penis?
(and frustratingly why won’t the image load?!)What happened to the 1/2 cup of olive oil that I drank the night before?
“I studied every flush carefully and, while I saw some stuff that looked like grapefruit bits, I don’t recall seeing anything that I could identify as the olive oil.”