Hot Amnesiac Love Now

Last night I dreamt an entire romantic comedy. I think it starred Ben Stiller and Gwyneth Paltrow. That’s awful, I am ashamed of my casting choices. These two are possiby my least favourite actors apart from perhaps Rene “piggy eyes” Zelweger and Reese “strange chin” Witherspoon. The idea was, a 3 minute warning was called, but instead of a nuke, a huge electro magnetic pulse detonated across the world causing (and forgive me my invented science) everyone to forget who they were. Gwyneth finds herself in a car with her ex-lover. All recent arguments where Gwyneth has dumped her ex-lover for his much more delectable brother are forgotten and Gwyneth and Ben piece together what their connection is to each other by sorting thought possessions. They mistakenly believe they are quite solidly a couple. So Gwinny meets up with the brother - and it’s a Hollywood cliche of will-she-fall-in-love-with-him again played out in front of a world gone mad where people are stumbling around trying to guess what they should be doing and what their lives were made up of.