NTK pointed out this site of IRC chat quotes. Here are some quotes I enjoyed.
YOU ALL SUCK DICK er. hi. A common typo. the keys are like right next to each other.
Girls are like internet domain names, the ones I like are already taken. well, you can stil get one from a strange country :-P
he was dressed as a big fuckin devil like, HUGE costume 8-foot lizard wings, giant horns on the head at some anime con in california they were double booked with a southern Baptist group in the same hotel he’s riding the elevator down to the con space doors open, little old baptist woman standing there he just says “Going Down” in his best evil voice
<@Logan> I spent a minute looking at my own code by accident. <@Logan> I was thinking “What the hell is this guy doing?”