..martial arts is the new yuppie religion y’know..I have a bad hip from some overenthusiastic look-how-high-i-can-kick-the-bag showing off.
Today I thought i’d cash in in on “free homeopathic advice” and the homeo P. dweeb turned out to be a rather committed kung fu-er. I couldn’t shut him up! Anyway, the best bit was he said not to worry about because I looked “too young and fit” to have incurred any real permanent damage.
I am a simple being.. skinny, bespectacled, herbal man complements me and I beam all afternoon. Dozy bloody girl. I blame Disney.