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loothi
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More Tips for SysAdmin candiates.

  • If you have an email address/website with a “laddy” abbreviation of your \[sur\]name, such as Macca or Davo please hide this fact from me until I like you.
  • Don’t give me your personal URL if it has a broken front page, wanky photoshopped animated gifs of you in sunglasses looking like a crap popstar, bright green backgrounds with red text, or a self aggrandising blogger (*ahem*) containing recycled links from proper websites. Twat.
  • If you haven’t had any experience whatsoever in the job you are applying for lie extravagantly so I shall have some respect for you.

Rant over.

Today I was searching for pictures of the Brit Awards when the porn filter on the firewall denied me access.

The site: http://www.thisisexeter.co.uk/

Exeter ..hrm risky stuff. However Korean bestiality porn gets through due to the foreign naming of URLs and images.