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loothi
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loothi
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My knee is jiggling uncontrollably. Perhaps because this morning I have consumed

* 1 mug black coffee * 1 50mg Sertraline * 1 GNC Women’s Ultra Mega dietry supplement * 1 yogurt covered museli bar (small) * 1 cape seed roll from Bakers Bun, Surry Hills (a miraculosly seedy bun which changes remarkably little throughout the alimentary journey) * 625 ml Jolt Black Cherry flavour cola (more caffeine than any other cola) * 350 ml “adrenalin” guarana, ginseng, B vits and caffeine

I am also being perplexed by last night’s dream which was something about alien spirits hibernating in the bodies of goldfish with the moral (weirdly I often have a moral at the end, like a He-Man cartoon or something..) that you should always respect and care for your goldfish since you never know when a being of higher intelligence might be resting in there.