Astral Vampires. Oh yes, last night Col, Bjorn and myself discussed this modern day phenomenen. You know the people who corner you in the pub or office and talk at you relentlessly even though anyone could see your soul is being sucked out out of you as they speak. Ever seen “Starship Troopers? The bit where the alien sucks out the guys brain, it’s like that. We went through all the astral vampires in our office, and we’ve had quite a few. Unfortunately the astral vampire tends not to realise they’re doing it and can be quite good hearted people - which makes it all the more frustrating as you wouldn’t want to be rude and hurt their feelings.