Someone should write about the phenomenon of predictive typing on mobile phones. You know, the words it knows, the ones you have to teach it. I could swear my Nokia knew “Buffy” and “hotmail”, peculiar.

I’ve had plenty of accidents too, sent “www” instead of “xxx”, things like that. Did you know that “now” is two taps away from “onw”? I mean is that really a word? I’ve also just discovered that “coal” is one tap away from “anal”, I nearly typed “I’ve a head full of anal”.

The mind boggles.