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Coffeeandfag and Crap Singles

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loothi
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loothi
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My friend Sean thought we should make a morning website called coffeeandfag.com for snippets of news and general “essential stuff to know before you leave the house”.

It would have one page made up of all the things you wanted to see. Headlines, maybe the subject lines of any email you had received over the night.

This morning we continued the “crap singles” theme. I like to wake Bjorn with naff songs from the 70’s and 80’s. So far we have had

  • Do You Want to Be a Winner by Brown Sauce (Noel Edmonds, Maggie Philbin and Keith Chegwin!)
  • Spirit in the Sky by Dr and the Medics
  • Iko-Iko by Natasha
  • Only You by Yazoo
  • Hang On by Barry Manilow (a personal favourite)
  • Too Good to Be Forgotten by Amazulu
  • Ant Music by Adam Ant

Unfortunately I am running out of crap singles rather quickly and will have to pay a visit to the Charity Shop Mecca that is Streatham to infuse my collection with some new material.